North Korea, Best Korea!
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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