and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
