at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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