if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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