You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
