I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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