The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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