I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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