I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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