It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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