I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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