Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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