her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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