You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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