Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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