I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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