24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
When did angry sex become our thing?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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