She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
His nipple licking is glorious
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