Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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