Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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