So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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