You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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