if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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