They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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