Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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