i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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