HIV tests are more positive than that guy
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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