Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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