we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's blow job season.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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