I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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