at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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