Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she woke up with a sticky ear
time to smoke my breakfast
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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