I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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