honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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