OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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