Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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