I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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