Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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