STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Pants are for mortals
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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