Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My penis needs a shock collar
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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