He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am available for nakedness
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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