You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
nutella sex= disaster
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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