Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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