Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
