We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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