how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
