Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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