i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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