that's an acceptable place to lick
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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