do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Will exercising make me less horny?
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