I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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