can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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