i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Boobs speak an international language.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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