I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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