Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Randomize
